#I feel like Clint regrets ever making friends with Nat #he’s like the fuck is she doing? #I’m gonna get hurt and she’s gonna be fine and I’ll get the blame and she’ll get out of it again #’oh no mr fury it was clint’s idea’ yeah. yeah. just because she can kill a man with her thighs she gets away with murder #literally and here’s me #shootin’ guys from forever away and I get all the shit #if I had thighs like that I could kill guys too (via kirkandbones)
avengers 2 sypnosis:
- everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
- clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
Their first meeting is less than auspicious. Steve is confused and angry, Tony is disappointed and hurt. Neither of them seems aware as to why each of them brings out such strong emotion in the other. They just know they rub each other raw.
War stops for no-one’s hurt feelings and in scant time, Steve calls Tony by his given name for the first time. Friction is still there though. The best they seem to be able to hope for is a businesslike relationship.
Yet in only a few hours time, these men who have never met before. Never trained together, who have had no time to study each other’s fighting styles or tactical methods, move together in harmony. They are perfectly synced. Each knows inherently where the other is. Tony knows to his core that Steve will turn precisely when he needs him to. Steve knows with a resonance in his bones, exactly where Tony will step, how he will place his body. They know without words that each will always have the other’s back. All within knowing of each other’s existence for less than a day.
How? Soulmates. They are meant to be. Be it as teammates, brother’s lovers or friends. The lives of these two men are intrinsically bound. Always.
Favourite Ships - Clint & Natasha [MCU]
- “Clint, I told you I can do this alone.”
“I know you do. That doesn’t mean you have to…”
* mcu with 900% more ladies: Anne Hathaway as Bryce Banner in The Incredible Hulk
“Banner’s work was very early-phase. It wasn’t even weapons application, she thought she was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told her what it was really for, but she was so sure about what she was doing she tested it on herself. And something went very wrong… or it went very right.”